NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE.
ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN
DON'T BE A HERO
What’s an octopus muscle? It’s muscle that’s so strong it doesn’t need a skeleton (true story, wiki muscular hydrostat). So the next time an octopus asks, "Do you even lift, bro?", you should back off while using these red and blue shades to avoid eye contact. Just take out that aggression on some clown fish.
- NO SLIP - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE - Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- REFLECTIVE LENSES - Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
- NO DEMOGORGANS - 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.