Goodr BFG Sunglasses "Emon or Envy My Octopus Muscles" Sunglasses - BlackToe Running -

Goodr BFG Sunglasses "Emon or Envy My Octopus Muscles"

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It’s true - we can help you find the perfect shoes for your unique running goals 100% online! Whether you are new to running, are looking to get faster, add distance to your training regime or you’re experiencing discomfort with your current shoes and want to try something new, we are here to help. We pride ourselves on using our knowledge of shoe tech, running science and personal experience to help our customers find the perfect running shoe for their needs. You’ll have all of that expertise, along with our huge inventory of top-quality running shoes, at your disposal as we walk you through your virtual running shoe consultation.

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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE.
ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN

DON'T BE A HERO

What’s an octopus muscle? It’s muscle that’s so strong it doesn’t need a skeleton (true story, wiki muscular hydrostat). So the next time an octopus asks, "Do you even lift, bro?", you should back off while using these red and blue shades to avoid eye contact. Just take out that aggression on some clown fish.

  1. NO SLIP - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  2. NO BOUNCE - Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
  3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  4. REFLECTIVE LENSES - Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
  5. NO DEMOGORGANS - 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.