Goodr BFG Sunglasses "Farmer Von's Triple Pump"

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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE.
ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN

ALL TIME TRIPLE PUMPER

The Denver Donkeys are the best team in football. Period. In no small part due to everyone’s favorite chicken farmer and egregious triple pumpin’ pass rusher. These blue and orange shades were made for fast runners like him and slow runners, like you!

  1. NO SLIP - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  2. NO BOUNCE - Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
  3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  4. GRADIENT LENSES - Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.
  5. NO DEMOGORGANS - 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

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