Goodr OG Sunglasses "The Passion Of The Crust"

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE.
ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN

Pizza is a story of violence. You beat the dough, punch the air bubbles and stretch it flat and wide. Then you splatter cheese, sauce and toppings like a mess of bloody gore and bake it in the oven's hellfire. Does food have feelings? We hope not. But just in case, put on these black frames with burnt orange lenses to appreciate the ingredients' sacrifice.

1. NO SLIP - A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2. NO BOUNCE - Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as everyone knows).