NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE.
ALL POLARIZED. ALL MELON HEAD.
Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit. These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS.
Product Highlights
- No Slip - Goodr used special grip coating to construct their frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- No Bounce - the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- All Polarized - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- All Melon Head - Larger frame built specifically for those with magnum-sized noggins.
Product Details
- GRADIENT LENSES - Dark-to-light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground visibility.
Shipping:
Free on all orders over $75.
Please note delivery times are estimates.
- Ontario & Quebec:
Standard (3–5 days): $10, free over $75.
Express (2–3 days): $25, $20 over $75. - Rest of Canada:
Standard (3–5 days): $15, free over $75.
Express (2–3 days): $35, $30 over $75.
Returns:
- 14-day return policy. See our returns & exchanges policy here for more detail.
- One free return per order on qualifying items.
Exchanges:
Free exchanges within 30 days.