Goodr VRG Sunglasses "From Zero to Blitzed"
Regular price$50.00
BLACK FRIDAY ELIGIBLE
Product Description
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE.
ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN
Goodr stuck their fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. They got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence.
Product Highlights
- No Slip - Goodr used special grip coating to construct their frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- No Bounce - the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- All Polarized - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Future Rebel - Whatever persona you're channeling, no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
Product Details
- Lens: Polarized. Mirrored Reflective Lenses
- Lens: UV400 Protection
- Frame: PC frame with grip coating
- Weight: 22 grams
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
Note: Delivery times are estimates and may be extended during Black Friday and the holiday season.
- Ontario & Quebec:
Standard (3–5 days): $10, free over $75.
Express (2–3 days): $25, $20 over $75. - Rest of Canada:
Standard (3–5 days): $15, free over $75.
Express (2–3 days): $35, $30 over $75.
Extended Holiday Returns
- Orders placed on or after Nov 13, 2025 are eligible for returns until Jan 15, 2026.
- One free return per order on qualifying items.
For more information, visit our Shipping Policy and Returns & Exchanges pages.