Goodr BFG Sunglasses "Hellhound Hallucinations"

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE.
ALL POLARIZED. ALL MELON HEAD.

What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big-noggined lug.)

Product Highlights

• No Slip - Goodr used special grip coating to construct their frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  
• No Bounce - the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
  
• All Polarized - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
• All Melon Head - Larger frame built specifically for those with magnum-sized noggins.

Product Details

• GRADIENT LENSES - Dark-to-light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground visibility.